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Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 11:21AM I think it's fair to say that profanity is as readily acceptable in society as wearing clothes when going out in public. Some yuppies might frown against the idea of using profanity but let's be honest, everyone uses it. Nice people try covering it up by saying "fudge" instead of "fuck." You know what these twats meant to say, but they're trying to be clean about it.
What irks me, however, is when people say something like "Fuck that guy!" and then follow it up with "Please excuse my language." No, I won't. You used profanity on purpose, to make your statement bolder, to give it more pizazz, if you will. It's not like the phrase "please excuse my language" is supposed to exonerate you from using the "F-word." Please, get over yourself. You used profanity, accept it. In case you're wondering, the phrase "please excuse my language" is a pussy phrase and not Patriotic.
Just as bad, however, is the OVER use of profanity. Teenage kids and girls do this a lot, as well as my friend Lars Ulrich from Metallica. I believe he described the writing of the infamous The Black Album as "a mother fucker." What the hell does that mean? How is writing an album, or anything for that matter, "a mother fucker?" All I know is that he plays drums and makes more money than me, so maybe I don't have much of an argument or defense.
But still, overuse of profanity is not badass, just annoying.
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Reader Comments (2)
This is my MOTHERFUCKING favorite article, this was the fucking funniest thing i have EVER read!! you have a fucking gift! oops...was that too much?
Fuck yes, finally someone who tells those stuck up pricks to stop appologizing for thier their cursing.
Though I have to admit was part of the group that cursed so often.
I toned it down a bit for only things I fell passionate about.
Maybe Lars was recalling when he had to fuck a mom to get his creative juices flowing?